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Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?
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if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
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Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles are ants!
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your mamas so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice
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The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Beacause he was out of juice.
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Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He wanted to be in High School
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There are two muffins on the oven. On says,"MAN Its hot in here!" The other says,"OH MY GOD! A talking muffin!"
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
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Mia: Why are you talking into the envelope? Jenny: I'm sending a voice mail, why?
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