Make Google Laugh

Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs:

Random Joke:

A Man standing at the checkout in 'Tescos', looks up and sees this gorgeous, familiar looking blonde smiling at him. As he leaves, he asks, "Do I know you". "Yes". she replys "I think you're the father of 1 of my children". He ponders for a moment and recalls his only night of infidelity. He then says, "Are you that lap dancer I screwed over the pool table on my stag night?" "No", she replies, "I'm your sons English teacher!"

Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 62.1711%

The joke's popularity is: 3.784
(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)
 
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How does this site work?
Humor detection is easy with the power of Google. It uses the Google SOAP API for PHP to do its magic.