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A Man standing at the checkout in 'Tescos', looks up and sees this gorgeous, familiar looking blonde smiling at him. As he leaves, he asks, "Do I know you". "Yes". she replys "I think you're the father of 1 of my children". He ponders for a moment and recalls his only night of infidelity. He then says, "Are you that lap dancer I screwed over the pool table on my stag night?" "No", she replies, "I'm your sons English teacher!"
Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 62.1711%
The joke's popularity is: 3.784
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