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The Latest Jokes - Page 101
what did the tie say to the hat? you go on a head while I hang around.
You have to switch ears so you can write? That's funny. I write with my hands.
What did the egg say when the other egg told him a joke?
You crack me up!
A doe walks out of the forest and sees another doe and tells her Ill never do that for two bucks again
Where was Grandma when the lights went out? In the dark.
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
This shirt is black....(awkward pause)...NOTTTT!
What's a vampires favorite animal?
A giraffe!
What do you call a sorcerer in the desert?
A Sandwich
A moose walked into a bar and said, "Elk!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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