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The Latest Jokes - Page 1
What do you get when you mix LSD with LDS? A High Priest.
I see a lot of chocoholics but no chocohal
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
google me once, shame on you
google me twice, shame on me
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles fall down
pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off who is left, repeat
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
WHay did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon." One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer") because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 47.9452% The joke's popularity is: 3.905
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