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The Latest Jokes - Page 103
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
why is santa always happy? because he knows where all the naughty girls live
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a rum and........ a coke." And the bartender says, "Why the long pause?" The polar bear replies, "Oh, I was born with them."
You're so slow, it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"
Never before has Hollywood been so aptly able to sum up the content of a film in its title - Review, Blow
three nuns die and are at the pearly gates with st. peter. st peter tells them that they had been so good in life that he will grant them one day as any woman that has ever lived. nun 1 says she wants to be bridgett bardow. st peter says that she was a beautiful woman and that she has made a good choice. nun 2 says she wants to be marilyn monroe. excellent choice says st peter. nun 3 says that she wants to be sarah pipelini. st. peter says he doesn't know sarah pipelini. the nun reaches in her pocket and pulls out a newspaper. she hands it to st. peter, he reads it and says: No NO sister, it was the sahara pipeline that was laid be a thousand men.
a guy goes to the psychiatrist and says, "People won't talk to me." The doctor says, "next."
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" And I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."
Your mom is so stupid I said it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women frequently complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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