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The Latest Jokes - Page 107
yo mamas so poor i went to her house and she said we were having spagetti for dinner i looked down my shoelaces where gone
a horse walked into the bar and the rider fell off
I used to have a handle on life but then it broke.
What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.
your mamas so skinny when she turns sideways she disapears
What jacket will a gay man not wear? A straight jacket.
so a man walks into a bar with a giraffe and the giraffe falls on the floor and the man starts to leave the bartender then says hey you cant leave that lyin there the man says thats not a lion thats a giraffe.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container?
Because it said to concentrate.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
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