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The Latest Jokes - Page 108
What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola?
If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet.
Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch!
Want to hear a real dirty joke?[yeah] A PIG! rolling on mud
Want to hear a much Dirtier! joke?![ok]
2 PIGS!!!!! Rolling in mud
how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to write most of it, and another to give it a surpise twist
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
what kind of bee does good at school?
A spelling bee
Why did the dog cross the road on a sunny day? To meet the other hot dog!
If a woman is in the woods and no man is around to hear her, does she still complain?
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
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