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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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what did a pirate pay for a bag of corn? a buck and ear (buccaneer)
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My favorite part of an order of onion rings is the free french fry
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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i haven't slept for ten days, cause that would be too long
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Why is a dalmation always easy to find? There always spotted.
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If you run in front of a car, you get tired!
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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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This is a ch_ _ ch... what is missing? U R
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