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The Latest Jokes - Page 110
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
what did a pirate pay for a bag of corn?
a buck and ear (buccaneer)
My favorite part of an order of onion rings is the free french fry
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
i haven't slept for ten days, cause that would be too long
Why is a dalmation always easy to find?
There always spotted.
If you run in front of a car, you get tired!
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a man is dying of thirst in the desert. He passes a stand and says "I...Need water" the shop keeper says "Very sorry sir but we only sell ties here, perhaps you would like a tie?" The man is angry so he just keeps crawling along muttering to himself. Soon, he passes another stand "Water..." he croaks "sorry sir only ties at this stall". the man curses his luck and continues crawling. Soon he sees a palace with giant fountains, pools and lots of water. he reaches the palace and begs the guard for some water. the guard turns around and says "Very sorry sir we only serve people who are wearing ties". Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.782
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