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A young man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He is permitted to say only two words every five years. After five years have gone, the elders visit him in his cell and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and then leave. Five more years pass. The elders visit him again and ask for his two words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." They nod and leave. Five more years pass. They visit him and ask for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

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