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Farmer Brown had his egg farm smack dab in the middle of the chicken belt. A terrible disease went around that killed all the roosters. Farmer Brown had tens of thousands of hens, but no roosters to service them. He drove up to Ol' McDonald's farm to see if he could buy some roosters from him, but roosters were selling at a premium and Ol' McDonald was running low on them. McDonald told Brown that he could sell him one rooster named Brewster, though. "But, I need a few hundred roosters for all these hens I've got!" cried Brown. "Ah, but you haven't met Brewster," replied McDonald. "He's the worlds horniest rooster." So, Brown takes Brewster home and turns him loose on 20 hens. Seconds later, Brewster was done with them. Brown then turns Brewster loose on a whole hen house of 500 birds. A little while later, as the feathers settled, all of these hens were standing around smoking cigarettes. So, that's the way it went. Day in and day out, Brewster was busy. Brown became kind of worried and warned Brewster that he was going to f**k himself to death, but old Brewster ignored him and kept banging away. Finally, one morning it happened. Brown looked out the window and saw poor old Brewster laying out there in the road on his back, both wings spread out flat and one leg up in the air. There were even a couple of buzzards circling. Farmer Brown walked up to Brewster and said, "I tried to warn you Brewster that you were going to f**k yourself to death." Brewster opened one eye, and pointed up at the buzzards with the tip of one of his wings and said, "Shhh. One of 'ems fixing to land."

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