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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
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Did you hear the one about the elephant and the giant peanut? Me neither.
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Why won't this calculator make love to me!
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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he
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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A:Where's my tractor?
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Jesus walks into a hotel and puts a cup of nails on the counter and asks "could you put me up for the night"
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One day, two muffins were baking in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says, "Wow! Sure is hot in here, huh??" The second muffin says, "Whoa!! A talking muffin!!"
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there are only 10 kinds of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't
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Why did the soccer ball cross the road? Just for kicks.
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper.
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What goes "tick-tick, woof-woof"? A watchdog.

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