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What do you get when you cross McDonald's and a cheetah? Fast Food.
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knock knock. whos there? norma lee. norma lee who? norma lee i don't go knocking on doors like this, but can i come in
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How many newfies does it take to paint a barn? 100: one to hold the paintbrush and 99 to move the barn.
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What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
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There was supposed to be a christmas play at the white house, but they were missing three wise men.
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Knock knock whos there Amish Amish who you dont look like a shoe to me
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card
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My dog, minton ate three shuttlecocks last night. Bad Minton.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says im looking for the man who shot my paa
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? Because she wanted to see what was on the other side.

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