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The Latest Jokes - Page 116
How do you wash an elephant? Very carefully.
With capitalism man exploits man, with communism it's just the opposite
Girl you must be a dictionary because you give meaning to my life!
I once met a man with a wooden leg named "Smith". But I never met his other leg!
what did one casket say to the other casket? is that you coffin
what's small and big at the same time?
A big egg!
I slept like a baby last night: I woke up every 2 hours crying, & wanting a nipple in my mouth.
A man walks into a bar, sits down and hears, "Hey, I like your shirt!"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone there, he asks the bartender if he heard who said this.
The bartender says, "Oh that's just the peanuts, they are complimentery."
Why are google lauging? because of the equations.
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Your momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.648
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