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The Latest Jokes - Page 119
How does a male dear find a female dear in the forest? Delightful!
my friend is so dumb she buried the radio when the batteries were dead
Ok a squirrel is hopping around, but its tail got cut off. Where does it go to get its tail back? ReTAILer!
When we die,we go out of this world the same way we came into it; No hair, No teeth, & wearing a diaper
Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide.
where do you find the great planes?
at the great airports!
A butcher's height is 5'10" what does he weigh? Meat.
What goes up often damages the ceiling.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy.
what is a blonde's mating call? Oh, i'm drunk
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A priest, a reverend and a rabbi are trying to decide what percentage of donations they should keep for themselves and what portion they should give to God. The priest says, "Well I draw a circle on the ground and throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands in the circle is for God and I keep the rest." The Reverend says, "I also draw a circle but I keep whatever lands in the circle and give God the rest." Then the rabbi says, "I also draw a circle and throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands, I keep. I figure whatever God wants he'll take on the way down." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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