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How does a male dear find a female dear in the forest? Delightful!
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my friend is so dumb she buried the radio when the batteries were dead
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Ok a squirrel is hopping around, but its tail got cut off. Where does it go to get its tail back? ReTAILer!
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When we die,we go out of this world the same way we came into it; No hair, No teeth, & wearing a diaper
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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide.
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where do you find the great planes? at the great airports!
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A butcher's height is 5'10" what does he weigh? Meat.
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What goes up often damages the ceiling.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy.
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what is a blonde's mating call? Oh, i'm drunk
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