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The Latest Jokes - Page 120
I was so ugly, when I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother
how did the blond get hurt racking leaves?
she fell out of the tree!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A rabbi, a priest and a Irishman walked into a bar. The rabbi stopped and said "wait, are we some kinda joke?"
Blonde at counter (loudly): "I want a Hamburger and fries" Lady behind counter (hissing): "This is a Library." Blonde at counter: Oh, OK. (Whispering) ... I want a hamburger and fries"
Why didn't the cannibal eat the clown? Because it tasted funny!
where do you find an elephnt with no legs?
right where you left it.
oh my gosh were in trouble, what are we going to do?
im going to do my laundry. can i have some change
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It is rated R.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Dad was up early Saturday morning mowing with a gas lawn mower around some trees near our pond. The grass was still wet from the dew, which made the slope he was mowing very slick. While lifting an evergreen branch, Dad's foot slipped under the mower! He was very lucky, the blade didn't cut through his shoes. It did whack his big toe a few times before he managed to pull his foot out though. A few days later, Dad was telling the story to a neighbor, and showing him his bruised and swollen toe. The neighbor took a close look at the toe and then said, "Looks like you need to sharpen your lawn mower blade." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 90.2778% The joke's popularity is: 4.158
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