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The Latest Jokes - Page 120
I was so ugly, when I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother
how did the blond get hurt racking leaves?
she fell out of the tree!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A rabbi, a priest and a Irishman walked into a bar. The rabbi stopped and said "wait, are we some kinda joke?"
Blonde at counter (loudly): "I want a Hamburger and fries" Lady behind counter (hissing): "This is a Library." Blonde at counter: Oh, OK. (Whispering) ... I want a hamburger and fries"
Why didn't the cannibal eat the clown? Because it tasted funny!
where do you find an elephnt with no legs?
right where you left it.
oh my gosh were in trouble, what are we going to do?
im going to do my laundry. can i have some change
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It is rated R.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 3 BLONDES WHO FROZE TO DEATH AT THE DRIVE IN.THEY WERE WAITING TO SEE "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER". Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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