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The Latest Jokes - Page 13
A mushroom walked into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey, we don't serve your kind here!" and the mushroom says, "why not? I'm a fungi!"
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
knock knock
who's there?
police!
police who?
Police let me in, its freezing out here!
My cat only likes me because I provide it with food.
my imaginary friends think you're crazy
what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff
what's blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
-Interupting c-
MOO!
you can tune a piano, but you cant tune a fish
There are ten pigs inside a fence. Five of them jumped. How many were left? Answer: Ten. They only jumped.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A pirate walks into a bar. He takes a seat and orders his drink from the bartender. An inquisitive man looks him over, noticing his peg leg, hook hand, eye patch, and trusty parrot seated on his shoulder. The stranger says to the pirate "wow! A real pirate! How'd you get that peg leg?". The pirate responds "a mighty cannonball, blew it off". The stranger, amazed falls silent, but in a moment asks another question "and what of the hook hand?". The pirate answers "Lost it in a duel with another rogue pirate!" the stranger again amazed, notices the eye patch and asks one more question "How did you come by the eye patch" the pirate sighs and replies "My d*mn parrot flew overhead and pooped in me eye!" The stranger, a bit confused, asked "and THAT blinded you?" the pirate laughed and said "Nay sir, but it was me first day with the new hook" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.6544% The joke's popularity is: 2.579
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