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The Latest Jokes - Page 121
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he
noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner
counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and
said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come
back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has
that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just
here to deliver a pizza!"
a blonde goes to a football game with her boyfriend. at the end her boyfriend asks her if she liked it. she said she didnt get it, why did everybody yell get the quarter back, get the quarter back. why bother its just a quarter.
can a gay guy think straight?
a friend at school told this girl, " tell your parents i know everything" and they will give you money. So the girl goes home and tells her mom i know everything. the mom says, "here's 25 bucks if you don't tell dad about it. So she tells her dad, "i know everything. the dad says "shhh, don't tell mom, heres 50 bucks. then the milkman came, and the girl said, "i know eveything". The milkman drops to his knees and says come to your dad."
Two blondes are looking at the moon. One says, "Which do you think is closer? Florida or the moon?" The second blonde replys, "Duh, can you see Florida?!"
what do you call a fly with no wings ....a walk
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
At her husband's funeral, Mary was sobbing and mourning. The preacher came up to her and asked if her husband had had any last words. "Yes," she says, "he said 'Mary, put down the gun.'"
Bobby love his Wii a little bit too much - I think he should hook up with it
A kid's dirty joke: A white horse fell in the mud.
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