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The Latest Jokes - Page 122
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Pull yourself together man!"
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a radiator? Central bleeting
One time this chick said, "OMG!". Lol, right?
This suit is black not.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.
i was the greatest, even before i knew i was.
How do you say, "I know you speak english in spanish"?
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you call a deer with no eyes? no-I-deer Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 46.6667% The joke's popularity is: 1.653
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