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The Latest Jokes - Page 123
whats the fastest cake in the world? Scone!
whats the second fastest cake in the world? Merrrang!
Sen. Obama's name or pic has been used with a reference to Osama twice in the media on "accident". My fear is not that it will hurt his election chances, but that the Bush regime will hear about it and send special forces to Capitol Hill to capture him.
two fish swim into a wall,
what do they say...........................
............dam.
What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?
The dollaarrrrrrrr!
why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
how do you make a sausage roll? push it down a hill
A blind man walks into a bar with his dog. He sits down at one end of the bar and says to the bartender, "Ask me about my dog." Unfortunately the bartender doesn't hear him because he is deaf in one ear because of an accident as a child. The bartender serves a woman at the other end of the bar. When the bartender returns to the blind man, the man orders an imported beer. He forgets what he was going to say about his dog.
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
a guy walked into a bar, and got knocked out!!
A detective goes to the morge, and sees three dead bodies--all of them smiling. The detective asks the head of the morge, "How come these schlbs are smiling?"
The Head says," Well, the first one died of a heart attack when he was kissing his wife, and the second man died when he was run over right after he won the lottery."
"And the third man?" the detective asks, growing impatient.
The Head shakes his head, "The third one, you see, wasn't so smart. He died of a lighting strike."
"Why is he smiling then?"
"He thought someone was taking his picture!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 79.5812% The joke's popularity is: 2.281
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