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The Latest Jokes - Page 124
why did the andy reid go to the bank? to get his quarterback
What does Santa do in his garden? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
Cows fart methane gas! Global Warming is their fault!
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh!
your mama is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
One day some silly string goes into a bar. The bartender says to the string that you can't drink here so the string leaves. Then the string gets his cousin, Rope. Rope and unwraps his arms, and messes with his hair and goes back into the bar. He gets a drink. Ten minutes later, the bartender says "Wait a minute! Were you not that silly string that walked in 10 minutes ago." " 'Fraid (k)not says the rope." Then the bartender gets silly stringed.
There are 3 types of mathmaticians. Those who can count and those who cant.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
So, a man walks up to his friend, and says "I come bearing grains of truth! Did you know that rice is the most widely eaten grain in the world?"
The mans friend stood up, walked over to him, and bonked him on the head. "You numbnut!" said the friend, "That's not a grain of truth- that's the truth about grains!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: In the beginning, there was nothing, and God said, "Let there be light." There was still nothing, but by God you could see it. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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