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The Latest Jokes - Page 125
Three strings walk into a bar and find a seat. The first string goes to get a drink but the bar tender refuses to serve him because they don't serve strings. So one of the other two says, "Wait, I have an idea." So he messes up his hair, loops himself around, then walks up to the bar and orders some beers. The bar tender looks at him and says, "Hey wait, aren't you a string?" And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
your mom is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
A guy walked into a bar, a second guy walked into a bar, kind of silly, you think the second guy would have seen the first guy hit it...and duck
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
one snowman says to the other snowman, is it just me or does it always seem to be nighttime
i fell for you like a blind roofer
What's the best advice you've ever gotten? It was on a bottle of aspirin. it said, "keep away from children."
You're so ugly you are the reason the crab nebula is moving away from the earth!
Your mommas so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
Your momma is so fat, her slippers have air-ride suspension.
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