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The Latest Jokes - Page 126
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he can!!
What do you get, when you cross a bridge with a car? Across.
your daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
i fell for you like a blind roofer
kock kock .. whos there .. goo..goo who? google.
Im not a vergetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, after you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
What do you get when you cross a bear with a cucumber? A cucumbear!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: once there was frog who needed a loan. So he went to the bank and visited his loan officer, Paddy Whack. She asked what he was going to put up for collateral. He took a brass statue out of his pocket. Paddy Whack said, "what is that?" and the frog said, "its a knick knack paddy whack now give the frog a loan." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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