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The Latest Jokes - Page 126
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he can!!
What do you get, when you cross a bridge with a car? Across.
your daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
i fell for you like a blind roofer
kock kock .. whos there .. goo..goo who? google.
Im not a vergetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, after you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
What do you get when you cross a bear with a cucumber? A cucumbear!
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