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The Latest Jokes - Page 127
how do you make a gloworm happy? cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted
i bought a cactus and named it fred, 3 weeks later fred died, the sad part about it was that i'm less nourishing than a desert.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he's the only man that can slam a revolving door.
"In the future everybody will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
I bet you $5 I know where you got your shoes. You got your shoes on your feet.
My ex-wife and I were happy for over twenty years . . . and then we met
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms and they threw a fridge at her!
man comes home and house is completely torn apart, he asks his wife what happened here? wife says you know how last night you said you can't imagine what i do all day?... well today i didn't do it
man walks into a bar, hurts his head
Have you heard about the lady who wrote the book about falling off a mountain? Her name was Eileen Dover
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.196
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