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The Latest Jokes - Page 129
A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).
So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!
He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"
keeping a boyfriend is like a deck of cards. You need a diamond to marry them, a clover for luck, a heart to love them, and finally a spade to bury them
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.
Jack’s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.
On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men’s names! Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men.
Finally, he decided to confront her. Diane, he said, the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died" "Don’t be ridiculous, she replied, I don’t care who gave you the money!"
two mushrooms are in the forest. "hi" says one. "shut up, mushrooms can't talk" says the other
I love you.
if barbie is soo popular why do you have to buy all her friends?
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
What's Pink and Fluffy? Pink Fluff
plato: to do si to be; aristoteles: to be is to do; sinatra: do be do be do
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