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The Latest Jokes - Page 130
Four guys walk into a bar; fifth guy ducks.
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"
what is black and white and red all over?
a newspaper
a man walks into the butcher's. he says to the butcher, "how much are those fillet steaks over there?". the butcher replies, "2 for £20". the man asks how much one is. the butcher says, "£12.50". the man says, "i'll take the other one".
Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door? He strained himself.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be
liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher," what are you?"
"I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan!" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason!" the teacher says "What if your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan!"
What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist.
A blonde looked in a box of cheerios and said look donut seeds!
your momma so fat she thought hamburger helper came with a friend
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