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The Latest Jokes - Page 132
what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to his egg on the other side.
yo momma's so dumb, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
knock knock. whos there? yodel? yodel who? I didnt know you could yodel!
you're mom is so stupid, she put makeup on her forehead to makeup her mind.
Some people say I am a star - a big ball of gas
what does the snail say when it is riding on the turtles back?
Answer: Whee!!!
What is green and has wheels?
Grass - I lied about the wheels.
What did the ocean do to the other ocean?
Wave
Whats 69+69? a foursome
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