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what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
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why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to his egg on the other side.
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yo momma's so dumb, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
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knock knock. whos there? yodel? yodel who? I didnt know you could yodel!
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you're mom is so stupid, she put makeup on her forehead to makeup her mind.
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Some people say I am a star - a big ball of gas
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what does the snail say when it is riding on the turtles back? Answer: Whee!!!
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What is green and has wheels? Grass - I lied about the wheels.
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What did the ocean do to the other ocean? Wave
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Whats 69+69? a foursome
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