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The Latest Jokes - Page 134
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how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? one, but the light bulb has got to want to change
A blonde decides to fly first class when the flight attendent tried to ask her to go back to her original seat, the blonde said,"I'm a beautiful sexy blonde and am flying to california." Frustrated the attendent went and got the copiolet. The copiolet tryed to tell her to go back to her seat but the blonde said the same thing."I'm a beautiful sexy blonde and am flying to california." The piolet comes back and askes what is wrong. The attended says "this women won't go back to her seat and all she keeps saying is she is a beautiful sexy blonde and is going to california". The Piolet says"Let me talk to her I've dated blondes before". He walks up and whispers something in her ear, the blonde then gets up and goes back to her original seat. The copiolet and attendent where shocked. "How did you get her to move?", asked the attendent, "I told her first class wasn't going to California."
Knock, Knock,
Whose there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny in or I am going to break this door down...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's laying in front of a door. Matt
knock knock
whos there
pum
pum who?
PUMKIN!
In the beginning, there was nothing, and God said, "Let there be light." There was still nothing, but by God you could see it.
She always picked out the brown M&Ms because she was allergic to chocolate
Your mom is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's hanging on a wall? Art
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