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The Latest Jokes - Page 135
why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
What do chickens do all day?
They LAY around.
how many producers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, what do you think?
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
half way.
What is a ghost's favorite pie?
booberry
Two Irish guys are walking out of a bar. Hey it could happen!
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quaterback!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: "I can tell by your accent that ye're Irish. Pray tell, what part o' Ireland ye from?" "I'm from Dublin" the man replied. "Are ye now? Well, it just so happens I'm from Dublin meself. Where 'bouts did ye grow up?" "I grew up on the south side, near Malcolm Street." said the second man. "Well kiss my Blarney Stone!" said the first, "I grew up on Malcolm Street meself. Tell me, did ye go to school around there?" "Aye, I went to St. Agnes." "Faith and Begorrah! I went to St. Agnes meself. What year'd ye graduate?" "I was in the class o' '67" "Well ain't this a small world!" said the first man "I graduated in 1967 meself" About this time another man walks in and sits down at the opposite end of the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender take him his usual he says: "Evening, Mike, you know it's gonna be a long night when the O'Malley twins get drunk." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 85.3881% The joke's popularity is: 2.340
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