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Why do mathematicians get Halloween and Christmas mixed? Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25!
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knock knock. who's there? eileen. eileen who? eileen over and fall down
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what did the fly say when he ran into the windshield? i don't have the guts to do that again.
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You life is not complete until you are married... ...and then it's over.
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If UPS and FED-EX combined; would they be FED-UP?
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Why did the golfer bring 2 paris of pants to the golf course. Incase he got a hole in one
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how do u make a woman old and fat? Marry her
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Oh oh spaghettio!
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wanna here about the impatient idiot? i'll tell you tomorrow
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What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop? An amish drive-by shooting
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what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Hellifino?

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