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The Latest Jokes - Page 136
Why do mathematicians get Halloween and Christmas mixed? Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25!
knock knock. who's there? eileen. eileen who? eileen over and fall down
what did the fly say when he ran into the windshield? i don't have the guts to do that again.
You life is not complete until you are married... ...and then it's over.
If UPS and FED-EX combined; would they be FED-UP?
Why did the golfer bring 2 paris of pants to the golf course. Incase he got a hole in one
how do u make a woman old and fat?
Marry her
Oh oh spaghettio!
wanna here about the impatient idiot? i'll tell you tomorrow
What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
An amish drive-by shooting
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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