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What do you call two banana peels on your feet? A pair of slippers!
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What did the casket say to the other casket? .."Is that you coffin?"
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
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A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the Barman gave her one.
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what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? choked.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from KFC.
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Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed
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what does no one ever expect? the spanish inquisition
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yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible it brings back memories.
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c'est deux pizza dans un four: l'une dit a lautre -il fait chaud ici lautre repond -mon dieu un pizza qui parle!!!

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