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A duck walks into a drug store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?". The clerk looks at him and says "no, this is a drug store, there is a grocery store at the next block." The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the drug store again, and asks the clerk again, "do you have any grapes?". The clerk looks at him annoyed, and says "no, grocery store, one block down." The duck leaves again. The next day, the duck again walks into the drug store, and again asks the clerk the same question. But this time the clerk is angry, and tells the duck: this is the third time you have been in here to ask if we sell grapes, and three times I have told you that this is a drug store, that we do not have grapes, and that there is a grocery in the next block. Now get out of here, and if you EVER come in here again I am going to nail your little webbed feet to the FLOOR! THE NEXT DAY: the SAME duck walks into the SAME drug store, but this time stops, looks around carefully, and asks the SAME clerk "do you have any nails?". The clerk looks at him at him, shakes his head, and says "no...". "Well, then," says the duck, "do you have any grapes?"

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