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The Latest Jokes - Page 138
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana
A cowboy is out riding the range on his horse and gets caught by Indians, who take him back to their Indian village. When he gets there the Chief comes in and says "ok white man, we have a tradition in our tribe that you get one wish a day for 3 days, then you die. Time for your 1st wish" The cowboy says, Id like to speak wiht my horse. So the Indians bring in the horse, the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse rides back to town and brings back a hot blonde, who goes into the tent with the cowboy and leaves 2 minutes later. The next day the cowboy again wishes to speak with his horse, he again whispers in the horses ear. The horse goes into town and brings back a hot brunette. She goes into the tent and leaves a minute later. On his third and final wish the cowboy again wishes to speak wiht his horse. The horse is brought in and the cowboy takes the horse by the riegns, looks him in the eye and yells "I said posse!!!!"
What do you call an elephant in the north pole? Lost.
a skeleton walks into a bar, the bartender says, "what will yo have skeleton"? the skleton says "a beer and a mop!"
Chickens cross the road, Nuns cross themselves.
led in bed one night and wondered why I couldn't sleepthen it dawned on me
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back, a stick
I've got so many aches and pains that if a new one comes today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
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