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The Latest Jokes - Page 141
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on break.
A chicken and an egg are in bed together. The egg rolls over and says, "well, I guess that answers that question."
How do you stop a fish smelling?
Cut off its nose!
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "How much did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
If 13 is unlucky, 12 & 14 are gulity by association.
A blond, a brunette, and a red head are being chased. They run into a barn, and find three sacks to hide in. Their pursuers find the first sack with the brunette hiding in it. Poking it, they hear, "Meow," and decide it is just a cat. Poking the second sack with the red head in it, they hear, "Woof," and decide it is just a dog. When they poke the last sack with the blond, they hear, "Potato."
What does a fish say when it hits a cement wall?
Dam
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find its flatmate
did you here about the guy whos left half died? he's all right now
what do you call a cow having a seizure? Beef jerky.
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