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The Latest Jokes - Page 142
how do u make a sausage roll? push it down a hill
Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!
why did the bicycle stop? because it was too tyred
How do you get an elephant in a subway? Take the S out of SUB and the F out of WAY... there is no F IN WAY
Why did the Christian cross himself? To get to the other side.
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
your momma is so fat that her beltline is the equator
What did the Zen Buhdist sayy to the hot dog vendor? Make me "one" with everything
you're mum's so fa, she sits on both sides of the family
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