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The Latest Jokes - Page 143
Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun *wink wink* but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I USED TO BE INDECISIVE, BUT NOW I JUST DON'T KNOW!
There was a guy in the ocean drowning. He prayed to god to save him. Two boats came and asked if he needed help. The guy replied twice, "No thanks god will save me". The guy drowned and went to heaven. He asked god why he didn't save him. God said, "I sent you two boats dummy".
Gold, Silver and Brozen go into a bar. The bartender says to Gold, "AU! Get out of here!"
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Your mommas so fat that when lord said let there be light she had to move out the way!
I'm a terrible cook. All my gingerbread men are near-sighted. So, I started using contact raisins.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
a man is talking to God and asks, "How long is a million years to you?" God replies, "A million years is as a second to me." Then the man asks, "How much is a million dollars to you?" God replies, "A million dollars is as a penny to me." Then the man asks, "God, can I have a penny?"
"Sure," God repilies. "Give me a second.
why did the sea monster eat the ships full of potatoes?
Because you cant eat just one potatoe ship
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