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The Latest Jokes - Page 145
How does a cake laugh? With Frosting!
why did the chicken cross the road? "screech" "thump" we shall never know
a rapper needed a beat. so his friend to where to find all the beats he could ever want. "the grocery store!"
a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
awww don't cry it's just a joke
THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR.
YOU'D THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT
I tried to be a professional skier, but when I screwed up the tryouts, my chances went downhill from there.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
what is yellow and dangerous? a canary with a sub machine gun
knock knock!
who's there?
banana!
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana!
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
orange!
orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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