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The Latest Jokes - Page 145
How does a cake laugh? With Frosting!
why did the chicken cross the road? "screech" "thump" we shall never know
a rapper needed a beat. so his friend to where to find all the beats he could ever want. "the grocery store!"
a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
awww don't cry it's just a joke
THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR.
YOU'D THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT
I tried to be a professional skier, but when I screwed up the tryouts, my chances went downhill from there.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
what is yellow and dangerous? a canary with a sub machine gun
knock knock!
who's there?
banana!
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
banana!
banana who?
knock knock!
who's there?
orange!
orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Software Engineer are riding down a hill in a car. Suddenly the brakes go out and the car speeds out of control. After a few tense minutes, they're able to steer the car into a field and coast to a stop. Immediately, the Mechanical Engineer gets out of the car and begins inspecting the brake lines, the rotors, etc while the Electrical Engineer starts checking the wiring. The Software Engineer gets out of the car, looks around a bit, and turns to the other two. "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it happens again." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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