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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape from the butcher.
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What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
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why do little ducks walk softly. Cause the can't walk hardly!
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What did the spaghetti say to the tomato? "Don't get saucy with me!"
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knock knock. who's there? the. the who?
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what to you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.
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i swere i'm an angel the horn are there to hold up the halo
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I live on a one-way dead end street.
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Why did the blond stare at the orange juice container all day long? It said "concentrate".
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Your mom is so fat, her feet don't get wet when she's in the shower.
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What is it called when two mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

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