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The Latest Jokes - Page 148
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it is a hardware problem.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
A horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
i forgot to make a back-up copy of my brain, so everything i leanred last semester was lost
Man walked into a bar. He went into a coma.
why did the guy throw his clock out of the window, he wanted to see time fly.
i wish i was a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves
What was the elephant doing on the highway. About 7 m.p.h.
Where did the wind go? It blew away.
How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won't work!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two drunks walk into a bar. Wouldn't two drunks walk out of a bar? Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 98.9796% The joke's popularity is: 4.991
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