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The Latest Jokes - Page 150
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
why do economists forecast inflation to within 1/4 of a percentage point?
To show they have humour too.
Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
men have only two faults everything they say and everything they do
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer!
What did the gangsta say when his roof fell in on him? Get off me homes!
i lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping.”
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 32.6823% The joke's popularity is: 4.885
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