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The Latest Jokes - Page 152
I wanted to see if a well had a bottom. So I jumped in. Now, I'm not doing too WELL.
What happened to the woman who opened Dracula's coffin? She got a bat in the mouth!
What do you call Mohammed Ali after his beans on toast? Gaseous Clay
why did the cantalope jump into the water??
Because it wanted to be a watermelon!!
A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" the driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"
Man walked into a bar. He was ok though.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hid in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well it works?
You are so bald that when you take a shower you get brained washed.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
I think if sharks could talk they would say jawsome
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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