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The Latest Jokes - Page 153
The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about paying >an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. > >He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University >of Newfoundland and I need some help. I were to give you $20,000, minus >14%, how much would you take off?" The Secretary thought a moment, then >replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Shut ur mouth when ur talking to me.
A friend of mine asked me, "Want to see a picture of me when I was younger?" EVERY picture of you is when you were younger! I want to see a picture of you when you're OLDER.
there are two kinds of people in this world. Me, and people that want to be me.
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
why dont seagulls fly by the bay? because then they would be called baygulls!
your momma's so big that she was declared as an independent land
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
what do you call a sea gull that flies over the bay? a bagel
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 60.4982% The joke's popularity is: 2.926
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