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The Latest Jokes - Page 157
how do you get 50 pikachus onto a bus? Pokemon
Did you hear about the hand that joined the air force? It was a palm pilot!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws!
Wife: can you change the baby?
Husband: into what?
Why are all christmas trees girls? Because they all wear skirts.
your momma is so fat, she wears the rings of saturn as a belt.
what do you call a cow with millions of legs?
a cowtipiller
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
This room is so small, i need to go outside just to change my mind
Two antenna met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 89.3316% The joke's popularity is: 4.891
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