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The Latest Jokes - Page 165
Knock Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go "who"? No, Silly. Cows go "moo"; olws go "who".
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
how do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it.
how come a blond cant stand to make cool-aide? she cant figure how to put 2 qrts of water in that little packet.
Why are pirates called pirates? because they arr
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it!
A man enters into a bar, and the waiter comes and asks him "What do you want to drink sir?" The customer points out to a guy laying on the floor and replies "Whatever that guy was drinking."
how do you start a teddy bear race? ready teddy go!!!!
a man walks into a bar and sees another man holding a 12 inch pianist in his hand. The man asks the other man "woah! where'd you get that little piano player?" The other man replies "There's a genie outside and he's granting wishes". So the first man walks outside and finds the genie. he says "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden it starts raind ducks. The man, who is very upset, goes back inside and sits next to the man with the little pianist. He says "That genie was horrible! I didn't even get what i asked for!" Then the other man replies "Do you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
what is black then red then grey? charcoal
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man sees a ladder that says "Climb to success!" Excited the man begins climbing and reaches a platform with 10 virgins. "Come with us." they said. "Sorry, i wanna climb to succuess." replied the man. He continues climbing and reaches a second platform with 50 virgins, billions of dollars and hunderds of cars. "You can have everything here." Says the virgins. "Im sorry, I want to climb to success." The man says. Finally after the man climbs to the top he sees a naked man smiling. The naked man then says "Hi, im cess." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.4017% The joke's popularity is: 3.068
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