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The Latest Jokes - Page 18
What did one freight elevator say to the other freight elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
How do vegetables propose? Lettuce be married.
i just bought a nativity scene chess set. it's the only chess set with three kings.
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
if cows say moo, do moose say cow?
In the stock market today, helium was up, paper was stationary, and feathers were down.
knock, knock
whose there?
norma lee
norma lee who?
normally i dont go knocking on doors.
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
What do you get when you cross Al Capone and Al Pacino? Al Cappucino!
What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman? Frostbite
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 42.8571% The joke's popularity is: 2.862
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