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The Latest Jokes - Page 171
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had ad...ad...???? Well I don't remember. I really wasn't paying attention.
Why Do Hummingbirds Hum?
They don't know the words.
What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
why does it take so long to build a blond snowman?
because you have to hollow out its head!
insane with the membrane...INSANE in the brain
Hi, I'm milk, I will do your body good
I went bedrom furnature shopping. I went into the store, and asked the lady for one night stand. She punched me. I don't know what happened!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Knock knowck. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? What are you, a cowboy??
How did they name Canada?
They put all of the letters of the alphabet into a hat, and then pulled them out one by one.
"C" eh? "N" eh? "D" eh?.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.104
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