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The Latest Jokes - Page 172
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
what kind of pant does mario wear? Denim-denim-denim
My grandfather was a magician. Every night on his way home from work, he turned into a driveway.
time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas
What do you call a Fish with no eyes?
A Fsh
John was proud to say he was racist. The 400-yard dash, the mile, he'd run them all. Then he learned what the word really meant, and decided that he was most definitely not a racist.
How do they know what gibberish is funny? If it is gibberish, and that gibberish is longish gibberish, and then the answer is a long paragraph of text that just keeps going on, maybe then Google decides it is involved and therefore funny.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
What did two drums and a cymbal say when they fell off the cliff? bah dum crash
aerospace engineering. it's not rocket science.... oh wait.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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