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The Latest Jokes - Page 178
Those who cannot do, teach. Those who cannot teach, teach gym.
what do you call 74 guys sitting around watching the superbowl? The cleveland browns!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents egged him on!
Two tomatos were crossing the road. What did the one sayed to the other? Come on ketchup!
Man: Waitress, taste my soup! Waitress: Is there something wrong, sir? Man: Taste my soup! Waitress: Is it cold? I can get you another bowl of soup. Man: Taste my soup! Waitress: All right, then. Oh, there's no spoon. Man: Aha!
I love google..... Pause NOT
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
What's the difference between a baseball bat and Joan of Arc? One is made of wood, the other is Maid of Orleans.
what do you call an eskimo with 10 skimasks on? anything you want he can't hear you!
blondes are smart, thats why they dont cover it up by making fun of others!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: When the Americans first went up into outer space, they found out that ballpoint pens wouldn't work in zero-gravity. So NASA spent over $2 Billion on research to build a pen that would work in zero-gravity. The Russians used a pencil. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 34.9355% The joke's popularity is: 2.931
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