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The Latest Jokes - Page 195
What do you call a heart that's in handcuffs? A cardiac arrest.
knock knock
who's there?
cracker
cracker who?
cracker nother bad joke and im leaving
Matilda was seeing a pirate with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
why did the lobster blush? because the sea weed
What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard
Did you hear about the fires at an Indian reservation in Nevada? They were intense!
he who laughs last didn't get the joke
A man in a non-smoking home says, "Well, I think I'll step out for a breath of fresh smoke
why does a elephant have a trunk? because it would look pretty funny with a glove compartment.
a bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 32.2115% The joke's popularity is: 3.619
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