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The Latest Jokes - Page 203
have you seen the hidden elephant? see how well he is hidden!
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
what do you cal a man with a seagull on his head? cliff.
Hillary Clinton said her favorite movie as a little girl was 'Wizard of Oz.' Her favorite movie in college was 'Casablanca.' And then after she got married, her favorite movie was 'Kill Bill
which runs faster hot or cold? hot, you can always catch a cold.
what do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Hellifino?
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door. How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door. All the animals in Africa went to a convention except one. Which one didn't show up? The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.
Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? a watchdog
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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