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The Latest Jokes - Page 207
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
what do you see when you look deeply in the eyes of a blond?
the back of her head
why should you not give blondes the weekend off from work? Because you have to retrain them on monday.
my mother never got the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
why did the chicken cross the road?
its his problem and we shouldnt question his motive
im fat, but your ugly. i can diet!
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me!
I went to the zoo, they had a dog. It was a shih tzu.
a boy at a church felt queasy, so his mum told him to go outside to get a breath of fresh air.
Later, he came back, perfectly fine. his mum asked him 'are you okay now?' and the boy replied, 'yeah. there was a box that said 'for the sick''.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 84.9315% The joke's popularity is: 4.562
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